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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
mollymauk-tealeaf
padmedala

tbh I will never get tired of corny jokes like

Percy: My name is Percival Fredrickstein Von Musel Klossowski de Rolo III

the Rest of Vox Machina: You can call him Percy. 

Percy: They call me Percy

and

Mighty Nein: We’re the Mighty Nein!

Matt, as whatever NPC they’ve just met: But there are only seven of you. 

Like the Critical Role cast could make these jokes every single time they meet a new NPC and I would laugh every single time

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calamity-ashley
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thyrell

why are there 5,000 people on this site holding back from doing something with literally zero repercussions for anyone in a world that will never remember the chances you didn’t take? don’t waste your time on this earth live your life slap some rice

yaboybigbadguzma

Hi my job is literally to reset the shelves and honestly??

Slap that rice. Slap it good. patting down the bags makes it easier to stack more, which means when I have to do it it’ll be flatter and more settled and more likely that I can just slide it along without it slidin’ around.

You are doing me a FAVOR by slapping that rice.

thyrell

rice man approves

trantifa

Slap that rice.  Slap it good.  Slap that ricebag just like you should.

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